January 2011
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
hips-and-roses:
redlipsandcorsets:
nessasita:
PERFECT GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERRRRFEEECCTT!!! HAHAHAHAHA
This is basically the look you give me every time HE passes by. hahaha
hahaha i love it
When people mistake my friendliness for flirting.
fullmetalash:
When someone tries to suspend me.
ROUGH BITCH
I am looking jaaaccked the fuck up. Being sick is never a good look. No amount of makeup is going to be able to cover alllllllll dis up.
Fack.
i'm not a reckless driver.. i just don't see why...
:3
http://threewords.me/justathrill
When someone says "You two should go out!"
On the outside:
On the inside:
Whenever I hang out with my best friend
When we first see each other:
When we make jokes:
When we eat food: When we wrestle: When we jam out to our song: And when we have to part:
I love my best friend
My name is like a dick,
hos cant keep it out of their mouths.
Hi my name is Callie
and i don’t steal things.
Facebook..
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
groups filling...
When you're walking down the hallway
feliciamercury:
And Mrs. Ghettofabulous comes out of nowhere like
since she assumes people are automatically going to clear a path for her, she bumps into you like
And you’re like
And she flips out on you for “getting in her way” like
And you’re just like
and she gets angrier and flips out at you even more like
and you’re all
Finally she shuts up and walks away like
and...
Watchjennywontyoucomebackhome:
emilyallman:
the-sharpestlives:
itsreallyquitepleasant:
justonestepfromthedge:
thisisinnocentblood:
ohayitskat:
texasissouth-:
Just watch.
LMFAO.
I just died a little.
Ded.
OH MY GOD LOLING ALL OVER THE PLACE
LITERALLY CRYING
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I CAN EVEN I AM DYING CRYING AFIHNAGOLEDG OMG XD
Seriously, there is like eh 4 attractive guys at...
Living with an alcoholic
I hate it. I would give anything for it to not be this way.
My most hated sound: a few ice cubs hitting the side of a glass filled with rum and coke.
When you and your best friend walk into a room.
fullmetalash:
When you're looking at someone attractive across...
hips-and-roses:
of-course-i-peed-myself:
What you think you look like:
What you actually look like:
hahahah always
When your vagina starts exploding blood :
dickfacedamour:
At first you’re like :
Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days :
